By Kiersten White
Wait, no, that is not how this tale is meant to head. Let's attempt again.
Once upon a time, a boy did a terrible activity as a sheep-sitter and burned his tongue on stolen pie.
No, young children in those tales are constantly solid and virtuous. From the top.
Once upon a time, a king and queen attempted to discover a princess for his or her son to marry, and he wound up fleeing from a bunch of very bushy vampires.
What approximately, as soon as upon a time, a host of fairy stories obtained twisted round to be thoroughly hilarious, a tiny bit icky, and delightfully spooky scarytales... in different phrases, precisely what fairy stories have been intended to be. seize a few flaming torches, probably do not settle for that bowl of pease porridge, and prepare for a wickedly enjoyable trip with acclaimed writer Kiersten White and fairy stories like you will have by no means heard them before.
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