By Kathy Lette
1) purchase hummus
2) Pay Pilates teacher
3) locate prostitute for son...
When it involves intercourse, even the easiest laid plans come unstuck – within the stickiest method possible
As a crossword-addicted English instructor, Lucy by no means anticipated to be arrested for kerb-crawling. yet her autistic twenty-year-old son Merlin is desirous to lose his virginity, and a prostitute feels like the best choice . . . basically Lucy alternatives up an undercover policewoman instead.
Let off with a suspended sentence, Lucy resigns herself to the truth that her son won't ever have intercourse, not to mention locate love… until eventually the morning she miraculously discovers Merlin in mattress with a girl.
But is hard, tattooed Kayleigh simply taking Merlin for a journey? if that is so, why? And what has introduced Lucy’s snake of an ex-husband wriggling again into their lives?
As all her most sensible laid plans for Merlin’s happiness chaotically get to the bottom of, will Lucy ever be capable of minimize her son’s mental umbilical wire and begin to stay her personal existence? and may the humorous, quirky and marvellously magical Merlin ever locate genuine love?
With lots of comedian twists and emotional turns, Kathy Lette’s riotous but heartrending novel tackles the taboo topic of intercourse for the ‘differently abled’ – and exhibits us that after it involves intercourse, all of us have unique wishes …
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